Title: Bad Timing
Author: Rikugou
Pairing: Neji+Naruto
Fandom: Naruto
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me.

Notes: Well, checked the comm and found out it was apparently Neji's b-day today. XD;; I generally don't pay too much attention to character birthdays but whatever. Wrote this a week ago but I didn't want to post till I finished another theme for . However, in light of this 'occasion', I'll post it. XD;; Rather short and uses a bad word...once. Brought to you by a challenge from .

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As the Rokudaime, he had a responsibility to complete his duties to the best of his abilities. So if he had a fucking hard-on, Naruto should by all means get rid of it so he could concentrate, right?

Right. Therefore, it was perfectly logical (and reasonable) for him to try and persuade a certain long haired ninja into forgetting the 'no fooling around on duty'-rule in the name of Konoha, correct?

Of course he was! Cheerfully, Naruto half-skipped over to the double doors and opened it. "Neji..." he singsonged, poking his head into the hall outside his office. The fox-masked ANBU on the right stiffened just slightly, but remained staring stoically ahead, body at attention.

He pouted in dismay for all of a second before a mischievous smirk broke out on his face. If Neji was just going to ignore him, he was just going to make him react. He turned to the ANBU on the other side and grinned when he noticed it was Kiba. "Ne, do me a favor, Kiba, and call Sasuke to cover Neji's shift. I think the bastard owes him one anyway," he chirped and reached over to yank the Hyuuga into his office.

Neji, caught by surprise, was unceremoniously brought into the Hokage's room and immediately had his mask knocked off his face just before he was pinned to the door. "Naruto," he began, but didn't get much further because the blond was too busy trying to suck his tonsils out for him to get another word in.

Sneaky little hands unbuckled the side of his chest plate and snuck under his shirt to pass reverently over smooth muscles. However, just before those fingers could slide further south, the door they weren't leaning on opened and a very unwelcome pink haired woman walked in.

"Hokage-sama, the entourage from--," there was a pregnant pause as Sakura's jaw dropped to the floor. She recovered pretty quickly though despite receiving the shock of her life. A disturbingly pulsing vein appeared on her forehead as she brought up a tightly clenched fist. "Naruto, what the hell are you doing?" she said in an abnormally sweet voice.

"Sa-Sakura-chan! I was just, uh, performing a uniform check!" Naruto attempted to give her a convincing grin. Neji just covered his burning face with his hand and tried to disappear into the floor.

"NA-RU-TO," came an animalistic growl.

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Outside, Kiba tried not to laugh when he heard several loud bangs and crashes from within the Hokage's office.

"WAH! I'm the Hokage, remember Sakura-chan?!"

"They can get another one!"

Tried not to laugh too loudly at least.

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Finished: 06.25.05
Edited: 07.04.05